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Don't worry, they'll let us eat cake
And the cake will be "free", as in "each bite adds to your debt and you will serve in our army until it is paid off or you die in the line of duty. In the event you die in the line of duty, your debt will be passed down to your next of kin, who will be forced to pay it until their death."
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