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Are we compressed into the gigantic meat cube mechanically or are we assimilated into it like the Borg assimilate species?
Everyone gets a 1’x1’x6’ cell to luxuriate in. If my memory serves..
Weve got room for whole other 2/3rds of a person in here
https://youtube.com/shorts/j1vACtdEpwg
Pretty sure that's feet not meters :( I demand a bicycle camper's worth of space, or I vote, strenuously object, against this.
If it's serving lasagna, I'm in. I haven't had good lasagna in years.
The cube is the lasagna.
Be the lasagna you want to see in the world.
I'm not lasagna though I'm straight.
Real G’s move into the cube in silence, like lasagna.
We got a beef and short rib lasagna from costco the other day that was straight up decent
So if we double the cube we can have a 2'x2'×12' space? That might be better than some NYC apartments already
Check out the high ceilings in these luxury cubes
I think you just start pitching people in, and the compression happens naturally as the people pile up.
Good news though. Without using any math or science, my AI determined that the people at the bottom will be under enough heat and pressure to become oil, or diamonds or both. Just put a spigot at the bottom so we don't lose that economic value in the bodies of the people we've systematically crushed to fund our lavish extravagant lifestyle.
Obviously, I will be one of the top people, so at first thought, who cares... but on 2nd thought, I don't want to end up swimming in oil.
Even though those are very different procedures, I fail to see how the outcome could be any different.
It's a sort of human pyramid meets human centipede.
I think you just walk into the fluidic solid walls, like the Homer into the bushes gif, except face first, where you are slowly enveloped by the acceptance of the warm loving collective.
I believe the first step would be dehydration.
You're run through a grinder to join the mega-meatball.
Both.