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It's all bullshit. Some Anthropic engineer told a story about how a sandboxed computer was told to try and connect to the internet and it sent him an email during lunch.
Stories to convince investors they have technology that can one day tell you how many R's are in strawberry, or why the alphabet has two Ps.
"Soon we will be able to reliably set a timer!"
-Some asshole saying this unironically
I don't know why a LLM needs this feature. Just...use an assistant?
I am pretty sure he said that the timer was still a year out.
Meanwhile, I picked up a stop watch at a second hand store for a dollar.