this post was submitted on 01 May 2026
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[โ€“] BucketBong@p.hobo.social 13 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Satan: vende mihi animam tuam pro maximo desiderio

Me: what's this about my verandah?

Satan: vende mihi animam tuam pro maximo desiderio

Me: Sorry, I... I got to get going, I got an appointment, hope you get help with whatever the fuck you need.

[โ€“] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 2 points 14 hours ago

vade retro satana, nunquam suade mihi vana