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Anon wants to open the tomb of Gilgamesh (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 105 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Man get the wool off your eyes boy why do you think we went to war in Iraq? Fuckin gilgamesh's bones hold arcane power and now dick Chaney is a litch

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All wars are secretly about magic bones.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Well oil is made up of pureed dead shit soooo

[–] WR5@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This isn't true, you're spreading misinformation. Dick Cheney is actually a lich*.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure he's a lichen

[–] bunkyprewster@startrek.website 8 points 1 month ago

Remember the good old days, when Dick Cheney was the most evil thing you could imagine?