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Okay - let's assume that that the timeline is fucked up.
That doesn't explain how god first created light... Then somehow made the sun and stars later.
"light" might be the big bang and the sun and stars came significantly after that
If that's the case, then god didn't make the sun and stars, he just waited for them to form.
What if he was creating them during the time they formed?
God can use chain reactions to create and destroy
Stop being retarded.
really brought the 4chan outta yourself for this one
Good one.