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Okay, I know this is super dangerous and I shouldn't, but I do want an instant nudity button
I like how they maintained realism by not having the mask explode off of whomever this guy is.
Its both taking a piss and a nod to the comics, where the character would often fight shirtless but with the mask on in that era of the comic.
i think it's wolverine in the wolv + deadpool thing i barely remember
Yes, almost exactly
Ok. Next time you meet a genie wish for "immunity to all electric shocks."
Defibrillators probably wouldn't work on you. But in turn you can pull off an instant nudity button!
Except in this case it’s not the electric shock that kills you. An arc flash is literally an explosion, creating a blast wave of molten copper and temperatures comparable to the surface of the sun.
Yeah, and that has the side benefit of fulfilling my lifelong dream to have have my nipples clamped up to a car battery!
You have some wild ass interests, I like it, please report back
In this case it changes so little
English language gets a lotta hate, for great reasons, but on the other hand, it's just so...flexible 😉
You can do that, won't even hurt. A car battery is capable of providing a lot of amps, but you can't push current, you can only pull it, and a car battery is only around 14 volts.
I wouldn't do it across your chest though, unless you're sure your heart is healthy, and maybe not even then. Even low current can fuck with your heart.
Let’s work out that set-you-on-fire bug first though.
Take up acting and get some tear away clothes. Much less painful if you get the crotch seam right.