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I actually read this story. She thought it was water so she didn't drink at school intentionally. If she were a drunk I highly doubt she would have vomited after one chug. Even if gin does taste like pine shit.
Yeah Im calling bullshit on that. There is no way you take a slug of gin and not immediately know you just drank alcohol.
Back in college, I left a plastic water bottle full of vodka at my buddy's place after a party, so he brought that bottle to campus in his gym bag to return it to me.
During his cardio session, he grabbed the bottle without thinking, started chugging, and then promptly ran to the toilets.
He was fucked up afterwards, but sure didnt have enough time to get alcohol in his system XD
Yeah, but I don't know if you've ever tried straight gin. Even the good stuff is horrible on its own. Definitely could vomit after unexpectedly taking a large gulp.
Eh, I’ve hit a few that were weak enough I wasn’t sure what they were. A bottle filled with someone’s chew spit- instant realization. A wounded soldier that was actually piss? Not until it hit the back of my throat and the cigarette butt at the bottom hit my lips.
I’ve accidentally drank alcohol thinking it was water many times. I don’t think she was drunk from it, and probably spit it out immediately. I could very much see her puking immediately after though because that shit is shocking and triggers a gag reflex immediately.
Did the class/one student replace the drink?
You've never once grabbed the movie theater water bottle instead of the actual water bottle?