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[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

Windows 10 was fine until they started trying to patch all the ways to avoid using a Microsoft account. Windows 11 is horrendously worse.

My work laptop, a Surface Laptop 7th gen, runs Windows 11. Adobe Acrobat will grind it to a halt. Fucking how.

[–] isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Adobe Acrobat will grind it to a halt. Fucking how.

"Today Microsoft and Adobe are announcing further AI integration of their products. This AI will tune software performance in an attempt to counteract the slowing effects of previous rounds of AI integration."

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago

Good god 🤣

I hate how accurate this is.

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