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Social Media was a mistake (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] kevincox@lemmy.ml 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Let's take a little recess and circle back.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Sorry but I would completely lose attraction to the Dagobah farter. Not gonna circle back.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I would prematurely ejaculate as soon as the smell hit my nose.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

A username well-earned

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Mister Stoker sir ?!

[–] Soulg@ani.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

Sorry that human bodies are gross lmao

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

after this many protestations this sounds like self hatred

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Then you're obviously not worthy