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I don't know what the fuck that monstrosity is, but what I do know is that it is neither a snack nor a sandwich!
There's 4 bread layers, spread with some kind of cream cheese/mayo abomination and laid down with gherkins, ham, pistachios, and mushrooms before being pressed in the fridge overnight and "frosted" with I dunno, horseradish or CoolWhip or something. The bread makes it a sandwich I guess.
No.
I don't care what's in it or what other fevered rationalizations someone might try to make; just No.
The mushrooms worry me the most. There's sizeable gaps between them, which seem to have been filled up entirely with whatever the white stuff is...
Hey maybe it's marshmallow fluff!
i thought that was asparagus LOL
gherkins don't make it any more appealing