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My friend, allow me to introduce you to the portable bidet:
i was just commenting above: i know the "portable bidet" as the "peri bottle". i used to be a frequent flier in the hospital and they're a standard hospital supply. i could always walk out with two or three per visit. like shit, i remember walking in once and asking if i could buy some, they sent me to housekeeping, filled my bag up and told me to run for the exit. ymmv but y'know
I think peri-bottles are a bit more contoured/angled specifically for women's parts, especially pregnant women. Whereas the portable bidets are not quite so angled. The targeted hole is slightly different.
the ones i got were all straight, but maybe they gave me different ones because they knew i was aiming for my bootyhole. i've used those electric portable bidets and they just... well they didn't have the pressure to deal with my leavings. i'd have to refill them twice. one or two good skooshes from a peri bottle and i'm clean as the day the doctor made me