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Kind of impressive when you think about it (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 days ago by cm0002@infosec.pub to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Business, government, and military contracts. Doesn't matter how crappy you are, as long as you promise to be the fall-guy when a insert large entity has a insert large tech problem, they'll keep shoveling money at you.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey wait, I can do that! Where do I apply?

[–] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Well there used to be an island where the majority of folks involved in these kind of deals went to, but the owner landed in some legal trouble and decided to hang somewhere else instead

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

So you're saying that position is open, too?