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Anon gets laid (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 hours ago by LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 hours ago

A slightly less deranged and more wholesome way of putting this would be to basically describe the blood donor as the greatest wingman ever.

... The recepient most likely couldn't have done it without him.