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When you make an irish stew, you must only use 239 beans or fewer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Susaga@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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One bean more, and it'll be too farty.

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[–] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

That's why Irish is in the pretext. Makes it very obvious how it should be pronounced and that the similarities between farty and forty are greater than "normal".