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[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Swear to god buying a skateboard right now would totally help me stay in shape. Ok maybe roller blades?

Never mind that I just broke my big toe. As a totally sober adult.

[–] unicornBro@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah I was recently discouraged from roller blading and was told that it's a broken hip waiting to happen. It was the first time anyone had told me something like that.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Any physical activity is a broken jawn waiting to happen. Especially if you are over 30. Be careful, be mindful, wear protective gear.

And buy those blades and hit me up, we can blade together homie.