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[โ€“] canniest_tod@lemmy.world -5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I live in the states and I'd like to swap with this guy for a trial period. I'll try partying and busting for a month while he kicks it in the no-fun techno-fascist country where the rent is $1200/month+ and having a good looking ass is considered an actual commodity that must hit the market ASAP and the head of state is a senile pedo.

I wonder if this kid has ever considered getting a fucking grip.

[โ€“] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

rent is $1200/month+

What a deal! Looks like i gotta move after my parents die. Hope you have a good safe place to live stranger.