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[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 171 points 1 week ago (4 children)

im not staying alive for their fucking feelings. if they cared that much they could have treated me like a human being when i was a kid. im staying alive for my cats. and yeah it means i love them more than my shitty parents.

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 84 points 1 week ago

Hey, staying alive to snuggle cats and spite your parents works too.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Me n you both. cept I have my plants lol

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (5 children)

FUCK I need to water my plants.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 week ago

Go ahead and water yourself while you're at it

[–] harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Braided rope. One end in water bucket/tank, other in the planter. Watering is just filling the tank once a month. Great success!

I'll have to try that

[–] FlowerFan@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago

FUCK, I should really set an alarm

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

So say, we all.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

im not staying alive for their fucking feelings. if they cared that much they could have treated me like a plant when i was a aapling. im staying alive for my symbiotic fungi network. and yeah it means i love them more than my shitty owner.

Your plants, probably.

[–] greyscale@lemmy.grey.ooo 3 points 1 week ago

For some reason, this flashed into my mind

[–] Monte_Crisco@thelemmy.club 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

For your cats is an absolutely beautiful purpose and reason we all still need you as long as we can have you. Also, there’s an inevitable piece of news that will make at least 75% of the entire world instantly erupt in celebration. I’ll be very sad if my time comes before that happens.

[–] n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca -4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Your cats will eat you when you die

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

And? Your dad will bury and/or incinerate you. At least the cats get some use out of you.

[–] poopsmith@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

We all express love in different ways.

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Just get a cat door