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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Speaking from a purely analytical ace/sex-repulsed position:

Removing the blindfold can only at best ruin the prize you’ve already got. You remove the blindfold and find out the best beej in the world comes from Supreme Fellator Donald J. Trump? No ma’am, there is no coming back from that. Leave it on.

[–] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 months ago

One has to be a Giver to give great head. I think youre safe.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think it depends on your D/s spectrum.

As a Dom, I'd humiliate him.

But then again, BDSM relationships require continual respect.

Damn this is a hard one.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 8 months ago

I’m a humiliated non-con no-respect sub in my relationship with my findom government and lemmy tell you: This. Fucking. Sucks.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't give a shit if it's mother Theresa slobbing my job, as long as I get their number and they're game to do it again.

Call me bb.

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

But what if it turns out to be your actual mother...

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 points 8 months ago

I said what I said.