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[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 77 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I honestly miss playing WoW. It was a fun game, especially if you had a group to raid with. If only I didn’t have to give Blizzard money to play it.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 83 points 1 day ago (6 children)

In 2004 (the launch year) the original WoW was an amazing time I lost and entire year of professional growth and productivity to. When the first expansion (Burning Crusade) came out, I was equally excited as as the original launch, but after seeing Green gear fall of simple mobs that was better than the epic Purple gear I spent weeks getting in 40 person raids, I could instantly forecast how the entire rest of the game would be forever: and endless grind with your hard won efforts simply trivialized in the first month of the next expansion. I stopped playing WoW about a month after, went back to school instead, and finished the college degree I had started 8 years earlier. Quitting WoW lead to my actions which launched my career to new heights.

I credit WoW with teaching me an incredible life lesson in my 20s to never get drawn into something like that again.

[–] OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago

Learned this exact same lesson and quit.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago

My reaction exactly to BC!

And flying? Walking around was a core part of the game, seeing stuff, getting whacked by +10 monsters so you had to sneak around, now you just spend 50% of the game in the skybox.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I dropped out of college because of this game. And honestly, it was worth it.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Because you had so much fun in the game or because college was (or would in the future) serving you so poorly?

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

did better than me, took me till legion before i truly gave up on it, and then came back for classic

and even now my brain sometimes randomly is like dude you should play wow again

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You know you have a WoW problem when you're spending an appreciable amount of time on Thottbot looking up in-game items and locations while at work.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think a lot of people had this experience. Yahtzee Croshaw had a similar experience, albeit compressed to a month, and it resulted in a book. It's a really fun book, too.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

With your post, I went looking for the book and couldn't find it. I only found his novels. I'm on the fence about trying to find/read the book. I carry some personal shame from the time when I wasted so much time in WoW. This may be an embarrassing reminder of a mistake of my youth.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago

It's called Mogworld.

[–] Lemming6969@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

Games are just story+art+button timing+math. Mmo's almost entirely remove button timing, and what is left is extremely formulaic. Given that, number go up isn't worth anyone's thousands of hours, and neither is the overall content. I know, as I had the hours and the same epiphany.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I played for a while on the Warmane private server. High population, very active, and completely free.

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nice! Is there an invite process for private servers?

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

https://www.warmane.com/

Check out their website. They run a number of servers/realms. There is a torrent to grab of the client bins that have been tweaked to connect to their stuff. Check out the forums for more details. But generally, you just create an account on the website and just go. I recommend donating and getting some gold. It will help with the mats for professions without grinding. And playing on a 7x XP, you progress without the grind.

[–] alsimoneau@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

X1 rate, original experience. No pay to win. Best server!

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not gonna yuck your yum, but me and boys had lots of fun with a meme group of druids. Healing, tanking, DPS. Super non-optimal. But it was fun. Only really possible to do that either buying the toons, or training up your own. Training up with 7x means that you basically have no good gear by the time to get up to the upper levels where it matters.

[–] alsimoneau@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

I did that with a friend on Lordaeron. Tank + heal and rdf the dps. Was a lot of fun. 7x would have meant lvling so fast the dungeon runs would have been irrelevant.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ive tried to go back a few times but nothing topped WOTLK, game play was peak and the community wasn't jaded and as sweaty. There was still a sense of community and mystery before things got min-maxed. Last time it felt about as friendly as playing League and you were essentially locked out of non LFG raids unless you had a guild and were chronically in there discord.

[–] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everyone plays to the meta that unless you're on your class' best spec you won't get in.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuck me for thinking for my self and not copy pasting my spec.

[–] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Happy Cake day! Also yeah, this push in video games to play them optimally sucks. They're supposed to be fun, a way from work. Not more work.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah and some of the less common ones were fun or even more optimal.

Like I had a paladin tank in classic. It was difficult holding threat especially if the targets weren't undead, but it was so rewarding to succeed.

My mage was a frost mage like so many were after Molten Core basically pigeon holed mages into frost spec. But holy shit could fire/arcane mages put out dps. The PvP spec was incredibly bursty but the PvE spec could do more damage than frost spec (outside of MC) plus was more interesting than constant frostbolt spam.

Though affliction warlock was probably my favourite spec out of them all, due to the different durations of each of the dots making you have to constantly think about spell order. I didn't play one in classic but switched to my affliction lock as my main in WotLK and remember getting in the top 3 dps on that PvP zone raid boss, desopite being a filler that wasn't even max level.

I brought my all in that game and if I was trying to join a pug raid, it was because I knew that character was ready for it regardless of spec or gear. But I did get tired of raiding on a schedule with a guild and pugs could be shitshows, so I kinda understand it.

[–] plutopos@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Pokèmon had a neat answer to that by randomizing each Pokèmon's stats. Unfortunately people bred them to minmax their stats so that mechanic is gradually getting removed

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I forgot cake days were a thing, the clock hasn't rolled over in my timezone yet.

I got kicked before with warlock unending corruption, seed of corruption spam build. I could max dps charts for some fights because I could hit all the adds and keep dps on bosses that are out of range, but not a pasted build and your gears not capped, your out. I couldn't get back into it if I wanted to at this point.

[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Curse of agony and corruption spells were the thing before they got nerfed

[–] figjam@midwest.social 3 points 1 day ago

there are private servers that don't require blizzard money