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submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by Buage_@piefed.social to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'd probably take the cash since I don't know how to turn gold bars into money. It's never come up before!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Ez! Find your local CIA agent, exchange the gold for cocaine, go to you local financial district, exchange the cocaine for stocks, sell them immediately at double the price (that's just how the market works when all are motivated by greed), pay capital gain taxes, cash out at a local bank that will charge you like 10% in fees (+10% for the local FBI agent that doesn't want to believe), weight the money, it's exactly 107 bald eagles.

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It hasn't come up for me either. What a weird coincidence!

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I am absolutely no one's alt account unless you count my abandoned .ml account of the same name.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

im joking that

what a weird coincidence

means that u two are the same person

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 23 hours ago

On re-reading your comment, I should have picked up on that.