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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Having nobody that gives a shit enough to snoop my phone or computer, I ain't shy and don't need incognito mode. Give me the gay furry fox boy pouring gallons of horse man jizz out of his asshole that's drooping like the sleeve of a wizard.

[–] peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And here's me just liking straight vanilla sex between two good looking adults.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Nice try, Father Patterson. We know what you did

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not even 8:30am and it's time for me to put the internet away for the day

[–] evening_push579@feddit.nu 3 points 1 day ago

Me too. Back to work.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I found a very interesting video once. She kept dropping mentos in his ass. Then a good amount of coke followed. But it ended at the point his face turned into terrified pikachu and right before chaos started.

[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 2 points 23 hours ago

That sounds horrible, post the link so I never accidentally visit such filthy.

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

For a while, I was using private browsing for everything except porn. Gotta find that good vid easily.

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 4 points 1 day ago

I snoop on your computer, palantir said hi