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[–] tourist@lemmy.world 40 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

The "on average"-qualifier in there working like a lifeboat on a plane falling from the sky over the Sahara

Also

Does this man actually know what "gay" means?

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

I begin to think he means that in original meaning...

"I dumno which rapper is beefing with which other rapper because I am not happy"

"I agree man are more attractive on average because I am not happy"

I think he doesn't know what beefing means

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world -5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well.....maybe he just thinks "beefing" means shoving their beef stick intothe others man hole.

If he thinks thats what beefing is, I could see why he thinks it's gay.

I mean, he's wrong either way, but that would explain where his viewpoint is.

[–] djdarren@piefed.social 23 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Beefing is when you're getting fucked in the arse so hard that your partner manages to get some air up there, so you fart. Like queefing, but with none of that gay vagina stuff.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Why does this sound plausible

[–] djdarren@piefed.social 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Because I am an expert in these matters.

source: am expert

Hey that's not true you're a Bigfoot