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[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Punishing descendants is absolutely a part of the bible. Women experiencing pain during childbirth is supposedly a punishment for Eve eating the forbidden fruit.

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, she really shouldn't have listen to the snake. Women could have been giving birth like a giraffe: Just standing there, muching on a snack while the baby just falls out.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

For some biblical figures really far back, yes, but as a punishment for normal (real) people?

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Women are normal (real) people, I believe.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

According to the bible, Eva is the literal second human and first woman and IIRC lived for hundreds of years, so no, she's not normal or real.

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

But the millions of women who suffer from pain during birth on her behalf are normal and real.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

And she was made of rib

[–] blady_blah@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Shit, if that's the case, I'm surprised Christians haven't tried to outlaw epidurals.