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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 4 hours ago (14 children)

If we're really committed to not going by solar time, everything should be UTC.

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 16 points 3 hours ago (5 children)

I'm an American, and I refuse to switch to metric time.

[–] mech@feddit.org 27 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

OK then keep using your 12 Football innings per school shooting.

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

[Runs away hissing] 2026-06-05T18:25:00+00:00

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 hours ago

Actual metric time was a fiasco I've always been fascinated by

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 1 points 40 minutes ago

Metric time isn't real. That's the joke.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Why not? What's wrong with having a day composed of 1000 chroners, or 1 kilochroner which can be divided into either 10 centichroners or 100 decachroners?

We can even divide each chroner into 1000 millichroners, or for scientific purposes, a million microchroners, a billion nanochroners, or a trillion picochroners.

So much more sense than 60 seconds times 60 minutes times 24 hours. What even is a second, anyway? When was it defined as a constant, by whom, and against what reference? It's completely arbitrary, I tell you!

And then when you extend that to 7 days, times 4 to 4.43 weeks, times 12 months before you finally get into decimals (decades, centuries, millenia, etc.), it's insanity!

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 1 points 39 minutes ago

Daylight saving.

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