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Cuck Code (suppo.fi)

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[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 7 points 1 hour ago

My code is not that pretty. Move the eyes to the wrong place and add three. Remove one clavicle. Right arm is a tentacle, left arm is a robot one, back arm is a crab. Not a crab's arm, a whole crab.