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[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 128 points 1 month ago (3 children)

He's just worried about the power bill. It costs a lot to heat and light an infinite number of rooms.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Surely several of those infinite rooms contain large nuclear power plants providing at least some of the infinite power required ..

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 22 points 1 month ago

in the lore, the source is unknown but we know that the lights and power grid are designed for indefinite use, in lighting and tile survey

and if theres the null zones, the sun, etc

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Open for business as a hotel and make infinite revenue.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh I've heard this one. What if it's already full of infinite people and infinitely more arrive?

[–] justaman123@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Easy just have each person move to the next room. What's that there's a bus with infinite^2 people on board no worries just send each person up stairs or down stairs depending on whether the see an up ramp of a down ramp first

[–] mech@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

It's fine unless they have weird names

[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago

With infinite lawsuits

[–] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Seriously. What happens if you set fire to the backrooms? Or are they just entirely made of material incapable of propagating fire?