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Wait, sponges?
The sponges, gloves, Pringles can, and lotion go together to make a DIY fleshlight, apparently.
Missing the gloves, but still
Fuck it. I'm living alone, I like pringles. I'm trying this out tomorrow.
The world is ending you can just buy a toy
Why buy a toy when you can build a partner. Put googly eyes on the pringles man and watch them roll back as he takes it.
What a horrible day to be literate
Well, they wouldn't need to put googly eyes on him, if the company didn't take the joy, and whimsy out of his eyes.
A set of $13 silicone fuck rings have me coming like I'm 15 again, highly recommend getting the toys.
Go on…
The cylinder must not be harmed
My dick isn't big enough to harm a pringles can.
Your uhhh, Username checks out.
Use name checks out
Please report back with the results
Pay close attention to the orientation of those scrubber sponges.
Okay, those I get. But the handcuffs? You handcuff Your little sister to the radiator... so she doesn't bother You while you're playing Fortnite, right?
When I was 5 I handcuffed the neighbor girl behind her back.....then I tickled her.
That doesn't sound cleanable. Just invest in legit one that can be cleaned. But I guess teenagers can't buy sex toys.
Honestly there should be some sex toys available to teenagers.
Like smaller vibrators. Fleshlights. Cause anything too big could be too risky for kids.
But I feel like teenage libido should be acknowledged and they should be given options.
Okay. I will sit over here, a loooooong way away from you, and let you work. And then you can tell me how making sex toys for teens works out for you.
Its not ment to be cleanable, just single use - hence the rubber gloves
TIL