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[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I understand the words. I understand them together.

I do not understand what the point of the original post was, other than a linkedinlunatic huffing their own farts.

Does this person think their post will be seen by a recruiter who will go "yes, this is who we need heading our (insert department/company here)!"

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 5 points 4 days ago

Same. Classic corpo speak. Say a bunch of words without actually saying anything.

[–] square@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I don't even understand the words. I'm trying to figure out if he thinks it's bad that they put something special in a generic carafe, or good that they used something "modern"?

I'm leaning toward the latter (and disagree, seems like it would detract from the experience, but in the end, who the fuck cares?), but I'm not sure.