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[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 117 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

For those that are curious, it is a cone full of candies and treats

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 79 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Little1Lost@gehirneimer.de 37 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

not only candies. Often there are also shool supplies and gifts (i got an ugly puppet)

[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 weeks ago
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How does the puppet feel when you call it that?

[–] Little1Lost@gehirneimer.de 7 points 2 weeks ago

dont know, im not a puppet whisperer
But she still got included when playinf with figures
She often got powerful characters because of the size difference to cars and lego and playmobil and whatever else

[–] unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

shool supplies and gifts

We don't have that tradition so I get chills at the month of hyperactivity and bad teeth I can imagine. Especially if that cone is 100% candy.

[–] Little1Lost@gehirneimer.de 4 points 2 weeks ago

often the lower half is almost empty (especcially with premade ones because money) because they throw in packages rather than individual candies and they get stuck halfway in. I think its also often that they insert stuff very unsorted so it seems more filled than it is (for bragging)

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We just gave our kids candies but the cone was like 8 inch long max.

[–] Redjard@reddthat.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

These seem self-made, which I also did. Probably using like A3 or A2 cardboard.
It's a nice thing and you just buffer these things up however or leave them partially empty, they're closed anyway.

The size gives you more canvas for decoration.

[–] Waterpumpee@lemmus.org 20 points 2 weeks ago

Thinking back, trading that cone for 12+ years of a joy in life was a bad deal. It's a trap.

Hey you wanna those candies? Just gotta go into that building and sit still for 8 hours just to sit still at home for some more.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And candy isn't broccoli, either.

[–] flyingSock@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

greta reference and also very true

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago

WTF, mine only had school supplies. I feel robbed 30 years ago.

[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wow who’s eating all that? It’s a huge amount.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

That's like a fifth of what we caught every year during carnival parades

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

When my kids went it was a small cone of loose candies. And addition of DoubleSalt Licorice in the old days.

Somebody mentioned there are now toys or other packaged items inside. And a lot of empty space due to she ahrink - flation. Large cone, less stuff.