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[–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 38 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I would say JSON Bourne but every member within the curlys needs to be a key value pair, so this isn't JSON.

[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Yeah, {} should be [] so it would look something like this:

[""]

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 2 points 50 minutes ago* (last edited 49 minutes ago)

Could double entendre it and do

[["😃", 0],
 [0, "😃"]]

For a JSON Bourne Identity

[–] genzboomer@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 hours ago

He was always very forgetful, Mr. Bourne... and well spotted! 😉