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[–] one_old_coder@piefed.social 33 points 2 days ago (12 children)

Array Damon? Vector Damon? I don't get it.

[–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 69 points 2 days ago (8 children)

I would say JSON Bourne but every member within the curlys needs to be a key value pair, so this isn't JSON.

[–] loweffortname@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Technically an empty array [] is valid JSON...so...

Proof:

[–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

["🙂"] and [] and "🙂" are valid, but anything within {} needs to be a key value pair.

[–] loweffortname@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago

I genuinely saw [] and not {}...

Maybe I do need to schedule that eye exam.

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