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Fat fuck can't even get skinny on Ozempic?
I think it makes sense, he's never eaten because he feels hungry, he eats because he's a greedy little piggy that is never satisfied.
So Ozempic doesn't work, because it just blocks hunger signals.
He's still grazing from a table full of hours old McDonald's because that's how he's lived for decades.
Like, trying to lose weight when you've normalized those eating habits is a futile effort. Even when he just gets a bespoke meal, he doubles up on sandwiches and washes it down with milkshakes.
Thats a normal fucking meal for him, two McDonald's sandwiches, large fries, large milkshake.
Multiple times a day, everyday.
No one eats that because they're hungry, so Ozempic isn't going to do anything. And neither will this new untested drug little Bobby Kennedy said was safe.
And of course it's a "peptide" that people are getting without a prescription because of TikTok videos....
https://www.diabetes.co.uk/news/2025/mar/retatrutide-melts-fat-fast-but-at-a-cost-warn-experts.html
He's also known to abuse Adderall going back to the apprentice.
That's a feat that you can eat on ozempic and Adderall.
He's 80...
The brain is basically on autopilot, and just falls back on habits. For him that means shoveling high calorie trash food down his throat.
Don't forget one of his favorite "power moves" at diners he hosted was to serve ice cream as dessert. Just so he could give everyone one scoop but get two scoops himself.
It's not just food for him, it's like that Always Sunny episode where they hyperfocus on who eats first. He's a very stupid person and for his generation eating a lot is a sign of masculinity, so he's going to force fed himself and then shit himself.
He's been in a spiral for a while, I fully expect JD to swoop in after January, if he acts earlier than he's limited to one term.
I think trump will be the fall guy starting after midterms and then a hard push in about 6 months. He'll stop being valuable as a scape goat in office, and Republican voters are dumb enough to see a mild improvement under JD and blame not getting the shitty parts on Dem.
People keep saying they can't see a Republican future without trump but it's blatantly obvious what they should do.