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[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 53 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“Son, you come from a long line of Dontanswers. Now do your ancestors an honorable turn and impose the most annoying phone conversation in history on this near-stranger.”

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Dad, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.