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[–] MoffKalast@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Have them painstakingly save up gummy bears day after day, and then just before they eat them, buy twenty bags and leave them all over the place. Teach them about pump and dumps early. Then teach them about diabeetus afterwards.