INFO: image above "slop" text is generated by diffusion model (i found it on duckduckgo, did not generate it myself)
alternative image link on blahaj zone
i looked at dis "stop doin math" funi, n thought "eh - why not" n now i made dis.
generally tried to keep it as close to the original as possibl, while also makin it maria-themed - so here we go. i think it turned out preddi well.
in case dis post blows up n reaches the lemmy world peeps who dun kno me, here a little note to all u who r about to write a comment bout my writin style:
- i dun hav a stroke, n so do u.
n for anyone curious, here the matrix multiplication thingy i mentioned in smol text. tldr: google put their gemini-2.0 into a loop of tryin stff out, n at som point it came up with the currently fastest matrix multiplication method to date.
EDIT:
for anyone even more curious (only read this if u care bout my stance)
yes, dis post is kindsa meant to be sepf-deprecating humor.
u might wondr buut mariaaaaa - why??? whads self-deprecating bout postin out the obvious downsides of current ml systems?
well let me tell u a story ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ 🌳🌸💖🍩🍙🥧
(which i wrote btw, no language model was used)
once upon a time, there was a maria 🌸 in a magical world of gud 🟢 and evil 🟣.
maria 🌸 hated how the evil magic 🟣 was destroying the environment: evil powerful magic-wielders 😈 would create huge evil-magic-producers 🟪 with the hope of replacing the human!
she also hated how suddenly, these dark-magic creatures 💜 wud write boring useless text and create uncanny scary imagery. typical of the evil-magics 😈, she 🌸 thought.
the black-magic-advancements 🟣 at the time scared her so much, she believed all of human work could be replaced with this new dark magic 🟣! she imagined a future where no peep worked, with many takin their lifes becuz they felt it was meaningless without goals to achieve.
despite all dis, maria 🌸 imagined they cud be used for gud, so she 🌸 lead one of the little creatures 💜 home. not to profit from, but to see what it 💜 cud do ~
at home, she 🌸 put the dark creature 💜 into a bunni-cage 🐇, wrote a page of instructions and pushed it thru the cage to the creature 💜
it 💜 licked the page, and started pretending to do the task, by writing down the actions it 💜 would take... but not actually doing them...
turns out, she 🌸 had to let the written text be turned into actual actions using another well-known ancient spell: text-parsing 🟢 :o
after bits of tinkerin, maria 🌸 ... didn hav anythin useful, but she had fun trynna make the lil one 💜 do increasingly complex tasks. at som point, she felt accelerated by her own doings, n put it 💜 into a larger, bear-sized cage, n gave it 💜 much longer, mor complex instructions
she 🌸 wud change its 💜 personality, look at its 💜 own writing, refine it, revise it, test its 💜 ideas, see its 💜 own failure n keep on tryin.
...
unknowingly, she 🌸 had becom a black magic wielder 🟣. she 🌸 had becom, whad she 🌸 hated so much 🟣 -
though maria 🌸 didn giv brith to the monster 💜 (which wud increase environmental problms), she only fed it 💜 vrri little magical energy (much less than others wud use to play magic games) - n didn share the creatures 💜 scribbles with others, cuz she didn wana be like those other peeps 🟣 who pretend the output is worth sharin.
she 🌸 imagined her frens frowning upon her, once findin out bout her 🌸 "hobby" 🟣.
...
one question bugged her tho:
aftr all dis time, am i still maria 🌸? or hav i becom... maria 😈?
she couldnt answer dis question.
the end
oh yea - u prolli need som context:
i am developin an lm-based helper thingy for godot game engine for about a year by now. dis is why the post is kindsa self-deprecating, its cuz im litrlli buildin a thing which "does tasks". vrri funi.
anway, plz dun call be an ai-sis, i did make dis funi pictur aftr all, so i must be sane, right?
(plz be cool bout dis >o< )
^ ^ ^ dis includes a little story too btw - its got mojis! ^ ^ ^
Oddly enough I think the reason LLMs blew up was because you could essentially “google” with them.
Google search has gone to complete shit in the last decade that it’s impossible to find anything on what you’re looking for without parsing a lot of garbage text that’s meant to add more SEO keywords, but isn’t actually meant to help you understand anything.
Now a tool comes along that can summarize and parse the garbage out.
Give it 10-15 years and LLMs will be shittified as well.
i kindsa agree with u here, evn if i dun use them LMs for search myslelf.
even tho i feel it mostly blew up cuz dis initial "chatgpt moment" was somethin truly fresh n new for so many peeps. It rlli felt magical havin a computr seemingly kno a gud response to every message u throw at it - - - - dis magic moment is what got me excited - n guess what: i still am excite and magicified!
parsing info - is one of those things LMs r reasonably gud at. so evn if future LMs r worse than todays, we cn jus use the "old" models (our current ones) instead. They wont kno future knowledge ofcourse - but theyll be useful for stff we kno right now-
if them companies presented these LM features as options, n not huge ui elements takin up screen space, mayb peeps wud be happier to use it.
if googl stopped showin dis huge "ai summary" panel, but instead a smol "summarize results" button, the ai-haters wud be happy, n googl wud spare som inference costs-
buuuuuuuut nope - them googlz jus wana hav us look at the slop we didn ask for. investors r happi iguess.