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[–] LaggyKar@programming.dev 13 points 5 days ago (3 children)

According to https://www.oracle.com/java/technologies/java-se-support-roadmap.html, Java 8 Extended Support will end in December 2030

[–] thaklor@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The universe ends December 2030

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

imagine if this was the date

[–] martinb@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Imagine if it was the cause!?

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 2 points 4 days ago

Could be

[–] PenguinJazz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 5 days ago

With about 5 asterisks next to it, and indefinite sustaining support. I don't think Java 8 is going to die even after the universe ends.

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 5 days ago

They'll probably extend it at least through the 2038 bug.