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Anon ruins christmas (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is the best part lmao. This guy not knowing chocolate's main and defining ingredient does actually grow on trees is peak reddit atheist

[–] ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago

replace the choco with cocoa lol

[–] CovfefeKills@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Man you should be charging reddit rent to be living in your head like this. Greentext is 4chan.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I know the meme arrows come from 4chan dude. But this is Reddit atheist behavior. Bro is probably the author of the "euphoric" quote

[–] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I get what you mean. Reddit Atheist is an archetype not a filing category. One can be Reddit Atheist without even making contact with a reddit

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Exactly ! I was one for a brief period, so I'd know !