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[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, its pretty obvious peoppe are lying anout Santa once you realize the North Pole has no land.

Samta clearly is from the Sputh Pole.

Pretty genius actually, getting pwople to look for him on the oppoaite side of the planet.

[–] eyekaytee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

TIL the north pole has no land

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

It doesn't have land, but it does have ice. People have walked to it from Canada.