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Rest in peace.... (lemmy.zip)
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[โ€“] nexguy@lemmy.world 70 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I'm going to destroy the servers and db then murder the janitor with a hammer.

Oops *deploy

[โ€“] Janx@piefed.social 29 points 1 week ago

Please take a vacation!
He has a family. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ

[โ€“] Dumhuvud@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

What's the point of deploying a janitor with a hammer when the servers are already destroyed? Smh my head.

[โ€“] hoohoohoot@fedinsfw.app 1 points 4 days ago

Thats a good one