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Behold the future of programming (lemmy.ml)

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[–] xorollo@leminal.space 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does it come with a spit valve?

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

A water key* is needed in wind instruments because they have long tubing that is likely to be cold enough to condense water out of breath and which hence gets trapped inside it. Not applicable here.