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Not sure why you'd be kicked out. You're not disturbing anyone. You'd be the only one in there.
I know you're joking, but ya know... what kills the joke? Is how wrong you are. There's gonna probably be plenty of dumbass folks there.
Exactly, just as there are plenty of zombies using meta and twitter. Didn't anyone ever wonder why they wanted people to breed so much?
I mean......maybe? I didn't realize there was a strict code of conduct on Lemmy where our jokes had to adhear to realism. Very sorry for the mishap. I'll only tell jokes where the punchlines seem they could happen in real life.
So a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "What'cha havin?" And the guy says "A MENTAL BREAKDOWN!!!!" and then proceeds to cry that his wife has left him.
..........I just don't know about this realism humor.
Dude my bad. Didn't mean to hurt you.
Also I was just launching off your joke. Cause the real joke is how much our society has become brain-dead drones.
Your joke is hilarious because I'm sad now! I wish I could go back to imagining you being applauded for shredding a movie in a theater, but now I can only laugh at sad humor.