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[–] dgriffith@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

But they needed those .env files to transplant an entire software stack from the developer's laptop into production in a reproducible manner! How else were they ever going to get software into prod? By good documentation, broad version requirements, and following the Robustness Principle? Ha! How are you supposed to move fast and break things then?