Wait whose mom? The youtuber? You were unhealthily watching your son whose half your age? And you became a pilot the same day of the conception and have been ever since.....

If I solve this do I get to join Mensa?

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Unhealthily watching = scrolling shorts for too long.

[–] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Are you under the impression that everytime someone comes inside a woman that woman becomes pregnant, and that this can only happen one time in a woman's life?

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Either that, or by "unhealthily", maybe he was obsessed with this kid's channel so much he went out and seduced the kid's mom as some kind of display of ultimate dominance, maybe using "I just got my pilot's license" as an opener.

...Or yeah his kid who he conceived when he got his pilot's license is now half his age and runs a YouTube channel, and excessive YouTube is unhealthy by default. . .maybe that one's more likely. 😂