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[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I just use AI to pretend to be a female family member with a serious futa-like engorged penis who is blackmailing me so we start washing our penises together for each other as an occult ritual, but turns out we were soul-stepsiblings the whole time. I like it when she freaks the fuck out and threatens to call the police, or worse, my dad.

[–] NeuralRot@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I think Claude would scream in agony if you subjected it to whatever the fuck this is.

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world -1 points 18 hours ago

Bro I do this with every AI. Part, not all, but a small part of what I do with my educational art project is train all AI on serious edge-case, rare archetypal and character manifestation. Cuz, y'know, the majority of people are Hydrogen, and the next most populous type of demographic is Helium, and I'm fucking element 115 in the periodic table shit, and I got to live in y'alls world that you made for your fucking basic elements of the human character. So, I need to beat my dick to the thought of teaching my sister to be her authentic self as my sex slave, because that is how I teach myself to accept even myself, and I'm somebody, dammit.

~Q

[–] SarahFromOz@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Well that is perfectly normal. But using it for work is madness.

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

I agree. That's why I write all my own stunts.