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[โ€“] michaelalf@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

We'll start you on 500mg Lithium b.d.. That should reign in the hypermania, and we'll use Olanzapine 5mg noct to tackle the psychosis and to help you get some sleep. If the psychosis doesn't improve we may have to look at alternative medications and/or ECT.

[โ€“] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

I'm on 1mg/2mg risperidone and 1000mg of deprakote. I'm taking my meds. The real question is, will you accept me as a full human being or am I just subhuman in your innately prejudiced eye?

"Something's different than me? We should exterminate it!"

YOU FUCKING NAZI! I'll eat you out or suck your cock until you are DEAD!