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[โ€“] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I make over 73 cents a month staring at the sidewalk as I walk to work. With 3 easy payments of 59.99 I can show you how.

[โ€“] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 14 hours ago

I have two things to say to you.

I once unexpectedly saw my username embedded in the ground while staring at the sidewalk walking home from work and ...

Once my cousin confused the salt and sugar while visiting my childhood home and accidentally sugared her spaghetti. I don't think she finished it.