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[–] horse@feddit.org 3 points 4 days ago

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two: one to hold the bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?

Also two: one to change the bulb and one to say "I can do that too".