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Pair it with a VR headset instead of a screen and you're almost at peak obedient worker drone. Just gotta wait for Elons brain-computer interface to dole out reward and punishment directly to your brain.
Ok "1000x coder" it's time for your daily hose down! Who wants to be a clean boy?
This will do it: