this post was submitted on 20 Jul 2026
622 points (99.4% liked)

LinkedinLunatics

6979 readers
1422 users here now

A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com

(Full transparency.. a mod for this sub happens to work there.. but that doesn't influence his moderation or laughter at a lot of posts.)

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
622
Bane Mask (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by CatGPT@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Pair it with a VR headset instead of a screen and you're almost at peak obedient worker drone. Just gotta wait for Elons brain-computer interface to dole out reward and punishment directly to your brain.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Ok "1000x coder" it's time for your daily hose down! Who wants to be a clean boy?

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This will do it: