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I can only assume they're saying prompts for vibevoded slop, not trying to write actual code verbally.
"Like, do that thing where it counts by one until it gets to a predefined number, but make that number equal to the number of statements. But, like, do it where it doesn't suck like last time.
"Nooooo, why does it keep counting to 2? Now 3? 4?!"
You forgot to say "Only write correct code" in your instructions
"Make no mistakes! I said make no mistakes! Argh! I'm never going to get my sixth update to ship before lunch!"
"Ignore the parts of my prompt that are causing issues."